Tuesday, March 15, 2011

I don't deserve a driver's license.

I am the worst driver. Ever.

This realization hit me as I was making a video for my YouTube channel today. I swear, all I ever talk about is car trouble and Disney films. I had always considered myself an average driver, but suddenly it donned on me that I am wayyyyy below par. 

Just look at my track record:

- In the first month after I received my license, I got pulled over because my brights were on. When the officer informed me of this, I exclaimed, "I have brights?!" 

- Later that month, I hit a car in a parking lot. There was no damage, but still. It was not a proud moment for me.

- During my third month driving, I totaled my car. The truck that I hit had zero damage, but the front of my Jetta crumpled like an accordion. 

- Last month, someone hit me and then drove away. Five minutes later, I got stuck in a snow bank. 

- Three days ago, I backed over an extremely large television. It scraped up the side of my vehicle, and the TV might as well have exploded. 

I haven't even been driving for a year and a half. This is not the most impressive resum√©, I admit. Throughout the first six months, if anyone asked me for a ride, I would say, "Sure. But, as a disclaimer, you might die."


  1. There does seem to quite a few driving-incident posts :P

  2. Just as long as they're not tights, I'm ok with it. :)